Just assume that the world of Harry Potter meets the world of Twilight!
Harry: Cedric! You’re alive… How?
Edward: Carlisle here changed me.
Carlisle: We are vegetarian Vampires.
Hermione: Vegetarian, how can a vampire be vegetarian.
Emmet: We drink only animals’ blood.
Lavender: You sick filthy people.
Jacob: I’m a werewolf.
Lupin: How can you be so casual about it? Doesn’t transformation hurt? Every bone in your body breaking and repairing itself?
Jacob: Well, no, since I can transform anytime, I’ve gotten used to it!
Greyback: That’s impossible, no full moon?
Jacob: Um, no… Here I’ll show you
Sirius: Your name is Jacob Black, and you turn into a dog. Very original.
Emmet: So you all are…
Minerva: And Witches!
Aro: Oh! Have any extra powers? I can see people’s thoughts by touching them.
Edward: I can read people’s minds. Well, except for Bella’s.
Snape: You do not understand the fine distinctions. Only “Muggles” talk about mind-reading. The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure. Thoughts are not etched on the inside-
Harry, Sirius, Dumbledore: Snape, we know!
Alice: Well, I can see the future.
Sybil: Made any predictions?
Alice: It depends on peoples thoughts, and decisions.
Sybil: I’m afraid you do not posses the subtle art of seeing the future.
Charlie Swan: Well, I’m normal from these folks.
Charlie Weasley: So you’re a Muggle! My name is Charlie too, and I work with the dragons!
Charlie Swan: Dragons? They exist too? *faints*
Hagrid: Of course they do, along with Blast Ended Skrewts, and Three headed dogs and Hippogriffs…
Ron: Not to forget basilisks!
Jasper: What’s a basilisk?
Voldemort: Oh, it’s just one of my pet snakes that can kill you by just looking at you.
Harry: Oh no worries, I killed it when I was twelve!
I bet this shows which side I am on…..
*Written way before today.... some time in 2013 when the said war was pretty much on*
In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Pleased to Meet You.”