Just assume that the world of Harry Potter meets the world of Twilight!
Harry: Cedric! You’re alive… How?
Edward: Carlisle here changed me.
Carlisle: We are vegetarian Vampires.
Hermione: Vegetarian, how can a vampire be vegetarian.
Emmet: We drink only animals’ blood.
Lavender: You sick filthy people.
Jacob: I’m a werewolf.
Lupin: How can you be so casual about it? Doesn’t transformation hurt? Every bone in your body breaking and repairing itself?
Jacob: Well, no, since I can transform anytime, I’ve gotten used to it!
Greyback: That’s impossible, no full moon?
Jacob: Um, no… Here I’ll show you
Sirius: Your name is Jacob Black, and you turn into a dog. Very original.
Emmet: So you all are…
Dumbledore: Wizards…
Minerva: And Witches!
Aro: Oh! Have any extra powers? I can see people’s thoughts by touching them.
Edward: I can read people’s minds. Well, except for Bella’s.
Snape: You do not understand the fine distinctions. Only “Muggles” talk about mind-reading. The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure. Thoughts are not etched on the inside-
Harry, Sirius, Dumbledore: Snape, we know!
Snape: Ob-viou-sly.
Alice: Well, I can see the future.
Sybil: Made any predictions?
Alice: It depends on peoples thoughts, and decisions.
Sybil: I’m afraid you do not posses the subtle art of seeing the future.
Charlie Swan: Well, I’m normal from these folks.
Charlie Weasley: So you’re a Muggle! My name is Charlie too, and I work with the dragons!
Charlie Swan: Dragons? They exist too? *faints*
Hagrid: Of course they do, along with Blast Ended Skrewts, and Three headed dogs and Hippogriffs…
Ron: Not to forget basilisks!
Jasper: What’s a basilisk?
Voldemort: Oh, it’s just one of my pet snakes that can kill you by just looking at you.
Carlisle:
Esme:
Edward:
Renesmee:
Jacob:
Rosalie:
Emmet:
Alice:
Jasper:
Harry: Oh no worries, I killed it when I was twelve!
I bet this shows which side I am on…..
*Written way before today.... some time in 2013 when the said war was pretty much on*
In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Pleased to Meet You.”
The Writer-To-Be 
LOL, I love it!
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This is brilliant, I’m laughing so much. Snape talking about mind reading was just beautiful.
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Thank you 🙂
Writing him was the best part! He’s just so crooked to write!
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Crooked characters are the best, at least I think so, I’m not entirely sure I’ve read crooked right so I may be talking an entirely different definition from it than you intended.
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Crooked to me, is the fact that the character is too complicated. Look at Snape for instance, a double agent, a lover, an abusive adult yet a hero. So he’s crooked, and that’s what so amazing about him.
While writing about such characters, you can play around the words, you know.
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In that case yes, they are the best characters to write. Damn hard to come up with though. They always come across as more realistic however. Have you read Derek Landy’s Skulduggery Pleasant?
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They need a certain style to be written in, and that’s why they are so difficult!
No I haven’t. I am not much exposed to different genres of books. I sortnof stick to fiction and Science Fiction along with a few philosophical and non fictional books such as The Alchemist, Cut etc
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Skulduggery is fiction and the characters are some of the most developed that I have seen. The books are wonderfully funny, devastating in place and the bests reads in modern fiction in my opinion. I’d recommend them if you like crooked characters.
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Will definitely add it in my “To be read” books which currently holds one too many books already!
Thanks for the suggestion, and I’ll get back to you once I do happen to read it! 🙂
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To be read piles should always be overflowing. It shows us that our passion for new words remains.
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I’d raise to that!
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Cheers then. Make sure you keep in touch, I’ve really enjoyed our conversation.
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Oh I shall! I’ve enjoyed every bit of it too! Stay tuned, and see you around! 🙂
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To be really honest, as soon as i read the title I went- Oh no! Another person ruins Harry Potter by comparing it with Twilight.
Yet I am pleasantly surprised as to how you incorporated different elements of both the series. And even more happy at the side you chose(I am at the same side). All in all, a very interesting read!
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Well cannot deny my Potterhead childhood for a Twilight-phase now can I?
Having read both series, one which I grew up with and the other that I fancied for some “key” elements but rather grew out of it, I do in fact agree that they are incomparable. One one hand you have a series that follows friendship, love, betrayal and a prophecy that changed not only one life, but many; and on the other hand you have a series that follows the life of a simple girl looking for love. They are different in not only plot but in their elements and writing styles too.
But it was fun writing this piece. Just another way to shout out my love for Harry Potter.
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Haha a great and funny encounter. In a fight between these two, wizards would always win.
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Brilliant!! You are my #reblogwednesday !!!
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Wow! I am honored! Honestly! Thank you so much 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chouett and commented:
There was noway I was going to miss out on #reblogwednesday today!!
I thought this post was fantastic!!
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I never read Twilight…and from the movies, the only thing i could rescue is the volturi xDD …potter, i miss them so much
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